The Mock Dock

When she had braids/cornrows, my husband used to call her The Predator.  Which is like the meanest thing ever, but also completely hilariously true.  I would like to take this opportunity to give Serena some snaps for attempting to look feminine and wear a slinky little dress.

Snaps, Serena. 

Now, if you could kindly cover up your man muscles now, that’d be great.