The Mock Dock

In her defense, she’s wearing denim cut-off daisy duke shorts under this “top”.  But in the defense of the rest of the human population, WTF?  What is the purpose of the monster-face looking doily cut-out in the pelvis area of this shirt?  Is it to represent the fact that her pelvis area is a threat to society?  Because if so, kudos to the shirt maker for providing us with some kind of warning symbol.  Clearly we wouldn’t have been able to figure that one out on our own.