The Mock Dock

I’m posting this on my sister’s behalf. She haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates her some Jewel. She is to Jewel, as I am to Smokey McHeiglPants. And you can take that straight to the SAT’s.

Seriously though, I’m feelin’ what she’s sayin’ about Jewel. Remember when she first came out in the 90’s and she was this super cute folksy guitar-playing, poetry-writing girl? Who can save your soul? Jewel could. THEN, she made that “humorous” video which made her this, as my mother would say, sex-pot diva person? Hate.

Well, The Snaggler is back again. NOW, she is apparently Faith Hill. When this doesn’t work, I wonder what she will be next. Perhaps in the year 2016, she will have black short hair, wear all black and sing EMO songs. We’ll know it’s her cause she’ll still have those horrible teeth. Oh snap!