According to this report, a new world record for the most orgasms achieved in the shortest amount of time has just been broken by Jon Lobo, who I can only imagine now looks something like this:
Anyway, he was apparently under supervision to prove this, but he achieved 36 orgasms in 24 hours, by basically watching a crap-load of porn.
According to the article, he is essentially a full time professional masturbator, and has an unusually sized forearm to prove it. He said, “Masturbation for me is a way of life. I’ve been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I’m happy with my performance today.”
Because there seems to be competition in this area of sport, this was, shockingly, not a first in terms of a world record. Jon Lobo has now taken over bragging rights from some German dude, who previously held the record for 27 orgasms in 24 hours. (Would it be inappropriate to call that German dude a Pussy right now?)
Anyway, when asked what his next world record achievement would be, Jon Lobo said “my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning”.
I would like to hear from our male readers. Do you think this guy is a freak or a hero? Are you repulsed or envious? I really want to know.
Though we have all been in training for such a sport since we were 13 and saw Farrah Fawcett’s nipple poster…this particular accomplsihment is in no way groovy…