The Mock Dock

As the combatants left the floor during a time-out called at the Summit League Championship game, the fight extended beyond those in uniform.  As the IUPUI Jaguars and the Orel Roberts University Golden Showers Eagles left the floor, Jawz the Jaguar (notice the “z”…so urban…so cool) snuck up behind Eli the Eagle and slammed him to the hardwood.

Though violently created, the jaguar found not the will to pounce, sinking the laser sharp edges of his canine-foreteeth in to the berber carpeted head of his earthbound, flightless avian prey.

Instead, he truly saw the glorious faith of that eagle as he riled the ORU fans to near cult-like hysteria and was converted to the faith of the WWE.