SJP was just in Vegas to collect the ShoWest Vanguard Award, and she must have been totally exhausted, because she looked like this.
If I was the kind of blogger who cared about accuracy and facts and being truly informative, I would busy myself looking up what a ShoWest Vanguard Award is. But since I’m here to mock, I’m going to just assume it was an award for the best impression of a pre-op transgendered person.
awwww….even her cheek bones are frowning. Perk up little perker.
she needs to call madonna’s plastic surgeon, poor thing, wait, I need to call madonna’s plastic surgeon first, haha, I mock myself!