The Mock Dock

When flying, you may want to refrain from ejaculating into random women’s hair.  This will reduce the chance of you being arrested after the flight lands.

You know what’s stupid about the story I just linked above?  Other than the fact that some idiot jacked off into a stranger’s hair on a flight?  The fact that the woman is suing the AIRLINE.  As if it’s the airline’s personal fault that idiots fly.