Dario Franchitti continued his streak of crappiness at the Bristol Nascar race this past weekend. Finishing 38th, Dario said, “It’s tough to be learning everything that we’re learning racing against these type of people. These guys know what they’re doing so it’s very difficult for us to even stay in the top-35 right now.”
In a related story, ESPN.com has a headline which reads in part, “Sam Hornish lands a top-35 finish.” So apparently finishing in the top-35 is like a huge success for these jokers now. Which is retarded considering there are generally fewer than 45 total drivers in any given race.
Anyway, Dario’s best finish of the season to date is 32nd. Which has to be hard on Ashley, who is used to describing her husband with all kinds of flowery and overly complimentary and ridiculously long words. There’s probably not a lot of big words she can use which translate into “top-40 finisher”.
I love the fact that the self-entitled “Darshley” has to qualify on speed for each race…not just be in it because of his owner…NASCAR is a joke… it has become like those cars at freaking Great America that all go the same speed and are controlled by the metal rudder in the middle…my god what a waste of a so-called sport…NASCAR sucks!
I have always been proud that I graduated from High school in the top 85% of my class