The Mock Dock

DMX, a hip-hop “artist” about whom I know absolutely nothing, was interviewed recently and demonstrated his knowledge about current events.  A piece of the interview is as follows:

Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the f*&k is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the f%$k?! That ain’t no f*&kin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f&*ck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the f*&k, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f*&kin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bulls&&t. Stop that bulls&%t” [laughs] “That ain’t your f&*kin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

You know what’s sad?  That DMX is a millionaire, yet probably unable to read.