Holmes here. It appears that both Mockerena and Dame were busy getting their pets groomed and there pipes snaked…or their pets snaked and their pipes groomed. Either way….eeewww. So I will take my crack at the American Idol Wrap-up-apalooza. Let me know how I do. If I had feelings, I bet I would be nervous.
I have never watched this musical extravaganza known as American Idolatry…so as I sit outside the Radio Shack off of Evergreen Blvd. on my new chic crate, I will attempt to keep you up to speed on the show…
Yep, there is someone singing and now someone else…could be lip-synching…I can’t hear…the Tvs are inside…ooooh look….soup kitchen is open….gotta go…I am sure they all did just great…I am proud of each of them and can feel the positive chi that each has put in the orbital aura for all of us to suckle upon as if at the Grand Teat of Mother Earth…great job you amazing, amazing singing kids.
Let me know how I did! Here was my favorite performance from the show…
UPDATE : Last night the YMCA served Tomato Bisque with a hard roll…yes…the correct answer is Tomato Bisque.
Good effort, Holmes. And I happen to ADORE the Carpenters, so this was an added bonus. But I hope you don’t mind if I do up another summary for the 2 other people who might be interested in tonight’s performances.
No worries…by the way…last night at the YMCA…Tomato Bisque….Tomato Bisque…the correct answer is…Tomato Bisque
ok, Tomato Bisque. We Get It Already!