The Mock Dock

Halle Berry had her baby a couple days ago and named her Nahla Ariela Aubry.  Which is pretty, I guess, but it also has a disproportionate number of vowels in it. There is no reason to have that many a’s in a name.

I’m excited to see the first photos, because generally mixed kids are the most beautiful kids around, and couple that with the fact that Halle and her model-man are ridiculously beautiful anyway - this little girl will probably be like the most perfect specimen of a baby ever.