….but I seriously think Donatella Versace could be one of the most unfortunate looking people walking the earth. I mean, there is absolutely not one redeeming stylistic quality about how she prepares herself to be seen in public. It looks as though she has slept face down on a flat, hard surface for the past several years, and now all of her facial features are sort of smashed down and flattened.
I thought it was Linda Hogan…and then I realized that I lost both my eyes in ‘Nam and these glass bad boys ain’t fittin’ the way they should…
I honestly had no idea what she looked like before this particular mocking, so I wikied her, and dear lord she looks like what I imagine the bastard child of Kermit and Miss Piggy would. She may be the Unholy Spawn of Muppets that should never have been allowed to occur.
Hi Cynicat!!! We’ve been wondering where you’ve been.
Glad to see you’re back.
She looks like Bret Michaels BEFORE airbrushing!