The Mock Dock

Jenna recently said, “Bettie Page was the ultimate sex icon. Then next came Marilyn Monroe, then Pamela Anderson, then me. Now I’m on the lookout for the next woman to pass my title onto. Charlize would be perfect.”

You know what’s weird about this?  Paris Hilton has also been quoted as saying she’s the current version of Marilyn Monroe.  And yet NO ONE ELSE has ever said either of these two are icons of anything. 

If there was an icon for being a used up hag or a drain on society, then Jenna and Paris would be SET.