The Mock Dock

Do you have any dead dogs lying around and you don’t know what to do with them? Here’s your answer. Meet Beth and Brian Willis. They have been collecting their dog’s shedded hair for awhile now, and when their dogs passed away (I’m assuming from being too cold), they made their grief into a fashion statement.

Mrs. Willis said, “It is not actually a hair but a wool, which is why it is so good for clothes. It would just fall off the dogs and I would run a wet hand over the carpet and pick it up. We found out from the breeders we got the pups from that it was possible to use their coat for clothes. Apparently it is quite popular with lots of the people who breed long-haired dogs.”

Mrs. Willis says she wears hers all the time.  Which, alright, yeah. I have seen plenty of crazy cat ladies in my time, so this doesn’t bother me. Look at ole’ Mr. Willis here. He scares the crap out of me. Brian is ready to make human hair pants to match his coat. If I were Beth, I’d be keeping an eye on my hair brush. He might be collecting all those white hairs while she sleeps. Eeewwww.

By the way, you know what word I hate? Hair. It’s gross.