The Mock Dock

Apparently one of these photos above is supposed to be Lindsey Lohan in a sexually explict position. And of course one of her ex-boyfriends is shopping this around the Internet. Really, buddy? Whatcha workin’ with there? A 1953 Polaroid? If I were Lindsey…ok, for the record I would NEVER be her, but that’s off topic…..IF I were Lindsey, I would laugh at this because there is no way to prove that that is a picture of her. Or, knowing what we do about her, she would laugh anyway and pretend it wasn’t her.  Like Nessy does.