The Mock Dock

Since Holmes is out today working on his calf muscles, I will step in to write a letter to Hulk Hogan.

Let me tell you this brother, when I was young, you told me to eat my vitamins, say my prayers, and believe in myself.

I have since dropped you as a role model.

If I had not taken this action, I would be taking steroids, cheating on my wife, and wearing a fanny pack.  Brother.

Sincerely,

Gabone