The Mock Dock

I know I haven’t put up the totally NSFW pictures of Kristin Davis that have been leaked all over the place over the last two days.  And it’s because I can’t help but like her a little, and I feel really bad for her, and the pictures are completely unflattering and if it was me in them I would be utterly mortified and I just can’t bring myself to mock them AT ALL.

However, the picture above is the douchebag that she dumped sixteen years ago, and now that the SATC movie is about to come out, he decided to pick now as the time he’d feel all pissed off at her for dumping him and sell the private photos of her he took.

His name is Eric Stapleman and he owns some restaurant in New Mexico.  And he’s obviously a jerk.

Let this be a lesson to all women everywhere.  DO NOT let your boyfriend/husband take naughty pictures of you unless you have sole access to them afterwords.  This kind of crap always happens.

Now, if this happened to someone like Paris or Lindsay, then I would definitely mock it.  Oh wait!  It DID happen to them.  HA HA!