The Mock Dock

I hate when celebrities who have more money than they know what to do with do stupid crap like STEAL.  Remember when Winona Ryder (sorry, Holmes - I know you love her) got caught shop-lifting a few years ago and it was like a Really Big Deal?

Well, she’s at it again.  According to this, she couldn’t be bothered recently to PAY FOR MAKE-UP at a freaking drugstore.  When the employees caught her on the way out with a bunch of make-up stuffed in her purse, she said, “I don’t know how that happened!”  as if somehow, mysterious little invisible gnomes must have followed her around CVS and randomly threw various Maybelline products into her purse without her knowledge. 

Inexplicably, the store didn’t press charges, which I think was a huge mistake.

HATE.