The Mock Dock

Renee Zellweger appears to have a new boyfriend. She also appears to have developed a second facial expression (other than her standard lemon-sucking one) which involves sticking her upper lip out while she’s smiling, which kind of makes her look like a stroke victim.

Do you see how her boyfriend is avoiding looking directly into her face?  He knows better.  He seems to have chosen the top of her ear as his focal point.

I hate her hair.