I really really hate Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag so much that I can actually feel my blood pressure rise whenever I see one of these obnoxious fake-happy photos of them.
And guess what? They are getting rich off of the country’s collective hatred for them. Most recently, Spencer was given his own advice column in Radar magazine - and it’s called ”YO Spencer”. I am not making this up. And here is one of his Q&A’s:
YO SPENCER! I’ve met my girlfriend’s mother once and she really didn’t like me. We’re going to spend the weekend with her whole family and I need to win her over. What can I do to charm her?
The mother–daughter relationship is the tightest bond in history. You got beef with the mom, you got beef with the daughter. I would definitely say that when I first met Heidi’s mother, she wasn’t sure of me. I wasn’t on my game plan. If I could’ve done it over, I would’ve bought her mom chocolate and flowers. You need to be on your best game in terms of manners, language. Bring the saint inside of you out. Treat her daughter like a princess—it’s only for a weekend.’
So basically he is admitting in a public forum that he only treats Heidi well on weekends and in front of her mom. Nice.
That chick’s face is sooooo long…she is like an oval stretched over a conundrum wrapped in an ellipsis…but holy crap…that is one big mouth…now if she would jsut keep it closed…
As for Spence…Yo Spencer…grow up talk like a man and suck my awesomely developed calf muscles..
Holmes Caymen would like to propose an American ban on these two…all in? Prove it by emailing me pictures…I’m lonely…