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	<title>Comments on: Tyra Has A Stalker</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Dame Aufschneider</title>
		<link>http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/26/tyra-has-a-stalker/#comment-1534</link>
		<dc:creator>Dame Aufschneider</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holmes, you are like the Mexican Ty Pennington. I always have thought that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holmes, you are like the Mexican Ty Pennington. I always have thought that.</p>
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		<title>By: Holmes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Holmes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Right on...you are so right Cynicat...Tyra and I had a brief thing back in the late 60's...we were young...almost - embryonic...anyway..I can't remember a night after a date that I didn't rock myself to sleep, knees pulled in to my chest, a single tear running down my cheek in tbe camper top of my VW Microbus... I would rock back and forth...fearing for my life...hating the fact that I loved her...once my tears would stop...I would slowly pick the cabbage from my luscious hair...cabbage that I was forced to make love to by that abusive, selfish model/talkshow host/ show producer/ cabbage-sex-haver...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right on&#8230;you are so right Cynicat&#8230;Tyra and I had a brief thing back in the late 60&#8217;s&#8230;we were young&#8230;almost - embryonic&#8230;anyway..I can&#8217;t remember a night after a date that I didn&#8217;t rock myself to sleep, knees pulled in to my chest, a single tear running down my cheek in tbe camper top of my VW Microbus&#8230; I would rock back and forth&#8230;fearing for my life&#8230;hating the fact that I loved her&#8230;once my tears would stop&#8230;I would slowly pick the cabbage from my luscious hair&#8230;cabbage that I was forced to make love to by that abusive, selfish model/talkshow host/ show producer/ cabbage-sex-haver&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Cynicat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cynicat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 04:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Does he know she's abusive as all heck? Someone please tell him to wear a cup and a helmet if he ever gets near her, I'm worried about the poor stalker's safety....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does he know she&#8217;s abusive as all heck? Someone please tell him to wear a cup and a helmet if he ever gets near her, I&#8217;m worried about the poor stalker&#8217;s safety&#8230;.</p>
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