Tyra Has A Stalker

Reports are floating around that Tyra Banks has a stalker who has been issued an order to stay away from her.

No report yet on whether or not the stalker is trying to get in her pants or just get her to shut up already.

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3 Responses to “Tyra Has A Stalker”


  1. 1 Cynicat

    Does he know she’s abusive as all heck? Someone please tell him to wear a cup and a helmet if he ever gets near her, I’m worried about the poor stalker’s safety….

  2. 2 Holmes

    Right on…you are so right Cynicat…Tyra and I had a brief thing back in the late 60’s…we were young…almost - embryonic…anyway..I can’t remember a night after a date that I didn’t rock myself to sleep, knees pulled in to my chest, a single tear running down my cheek in tbe camper top of my VW Microbus… I would rock back and forth…fearing for my life…hating the fact that I loved her…once my tears would stop…I would slowly pick the cabbage from my luscious hair…cabbage that I was forced to make love to by that abusive, selfish model/talkshow host/ show producer/ cabbage-sex-haver…

  3. 3 Dame Aufschneider

    Holmes, you are like the Mexican Ty Pennington. I always have thought that.

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