Comments on: Katherine Heigl has the best publicists ever. http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/27/katherine-heigl-has-the-best-publists-ever/ Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:23:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: sara http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/27/katherine-heigl-has-the-best-publists-ever/#comment-3480 sara Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:09:30 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/27/katherine-heigl-has-the-best-publists-ever/#comment-3480 27 dresses was really good. but she smokes like a chimmney and dresses werid 27 dresses was really good. but she smokes like a chimmney and dresses werid

]]> By: Holmes http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/27/katherine-heigl-has-the-best-publists-ever/#comment-1558 Holmes Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:52:33 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/27/katherine-heigl-has-the-best-publists-ever/#comment-1558 I am a complete idiot! I do think she calls the paparazzi...see I am on your side JealousMuch. I too find a celebrity, someone who - through no creative art or original thoughts - was considered vapid and empty enough by the festering sores that make millions and billions of dollars off of Captain Crunch gnawing, psuedo-Croc wearing, CVS photo lab people like you, to put in to ridiculous roles, intriguing. It is perfectly healthy to love, nay worship, someone so without personality that she is able to take well-written characters and make them in to silhouettes of what the writer - the true creative force - desired. And then, has the man-sack-tucked-under-her-smoking-face-crevice to get morals after she gets her paycheck. Doesn't she seem just empty and soul-less enough to think she is changing the world by adopting a kid from the Third World? She isn't even that smart. She acts like she adopted her own damn dogs. AND thinks that we should. You are right, JealousMuch...I am an idiot...if you say so... Now leave me alone while I go work on my awesomely developed calf muscles. Yours truly, Holmes I am a complete idiot! I do think she calls the paparazzi…see I am on your side JealousMuch.

I too find a celebrity, someone who - through no creative art or original thoughts - was considered vapid and empty enough by the festering sores that make millions and billions of dollars off of Captain Crunch gnawing, psuedo-Croc wearing, CVS photo lab people like you, to put in to ridiculous roles, intriguing. It is perfectly healthy to love, nay worship, someone so without personality that she is able to take well-written characters and make them in to silhouettes of what the writer - the true creative force - desired. And then, has the man-sack-tucked-under-her-smoking-face-crevice to get morals after she gets her paycheck.

Doesn’t she seem just empty and soul-less enough to think she is changing the world by adopting a kid from the Third World? She isn’t even that smart. She acts like she adopted her own damn dogs. AND thinks that we should.

You are right, JealousMuch…I am an idiot…if you say so… Now leave me alone while I go work on my awesomely developed calf muscles.

Yours truly,
Holmes

]]> By: Dame Aufschneider http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/27/katherine-heigl-has-the-best-publists-ever/#comment-1549 Dame Aufschneider Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:56:30 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/27/katherine-heigl-has-the-best-publists-ever/#comment-1549 Yes. Jealous. That's it! Lung cancer, sissy husband, snobby attitude and loud mouth...here I come. Yes. Jealous. That’s it!

Lung cancer, sissy husband, snobby attitude and loud mouth…here I come.

]]> By: Mockarena http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/27/katherine-heigl-has-the-best-publists-ever/#comment-1544 Mockarena Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:22:08 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/27/katherine-heigl-has-the-best-publists-ever/#comment-1544 Look! We found one of Heigl's publicists!! Wow, jealousmuch. Obsess much? What other stats can you rattle off - do you happen to have Heigl's blood type and social security number readily available too? Look! We found one of Heigl’s publicists!!

Wow, jealousmuch. Obsess much? What other stats can you rattle off - do you happen to have Heigl’s blood type and social security number readily available too?

]]> By: jealousmuch http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/27/katherine-heigl-has-the-best-publists-ever/#comment-1543 jealousmuch Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:18:07 +0000 http://www.themockdock.com/2008/03/27/katherine-heigl-has-the-best-publists-ever/#comment-1543 You must be a complete idiot to think she calls the paparazzi. Just go watch some of the videos of the paps camped outside her house and following her 24/7. The reason she gets caught on camera is she tries to lead a normal life and do normal things. Her movie didnt bomb at all. It had the 6th highest opening of all time for the date it was released and took $75 million in the US alone - on a budget of $30 million. You must be a complete idiot to think she calls the paparazzi. Just go watch some of the videos of the paps camped outside her house and following her 24/7. The reason she gets caught on camera is she tries to lead a normal life and do normal things. Her movie didnt bomb at all. It had the 6th highest opening of all time for the date it was released and took $75 million in the US alone - on a budget of $30 million.

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