Katherine Heigl has the best publicists ever.

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Seriously. Katherine Heigl gets publicity for the dumbest things. She’s not even on TV right now, her last movie, 27 Dresses bombed, but yet stories and photos pop up daily of her shopping, eating, smoking, and being really annoying. I’ll give you one guess who calls the paparazzi to tell them she’s going to be on this street or that. It starts with a K.

Over the past two weeks, Kat Von Smogler was quoted about being too lazy to be a mormon, buying earrings, and wearing a Peta shirt while going to the liquor store. BORING! Who the heck cares? She does, if it gets people to talk about her. grrr…..hate.

Today, this story ran on InTouchWeekly’s site:

It’s no big secret that Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl loves to shop, but she also loves to buy things for her four dogs — Weezer, Stella, Romeo and Piper. According to a pal, she recently treated them all to pricey Hermès dog collars that sell for more than $350 each. That’s not all. The insider says that Katherine, 29, spoils her pooches — they drink filtered water, eat gourmet food and even have their own cashmere doggy blankets. “Katherine’s dogs are her children — at least for now,” her pal explains.

Are you as annoyed as me? Hate.

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5 Responses to “Katherine Heigl has the best publicists ever.”


  1. 1 jealousmuch

    You must be a complete idiot to think she calls the paparazzi. Just go watch some of the videos of the paps camped outside her house and following her 24/7. The reason she gets caught on camera is she tries to lead a normal life and do normal things. Her movie didnt bomb at all. It had the 6th highest opening of all time for the date it was released and took $75 million in the US alone - on a budget of $30 million.

  2. 2 Mockarena

    Look! We found one of Heigl’s publicists!!

    Wow, jealousmuch. Obsess much? What other stats can you rattle off - do you happen to have Heigl’s blood type and social security number readily available too?

  3. 3 Dame Aufschneider

    Yes. Jealous. That’s it!

    Lung cancer, sissy husband, snobby attitude and loud mouth…here I come.

  4. 4 Holmes

    I am a complete idiot! I do think she calls the paparazzi…see I am on your side JealousMuch.

    I too find a celebrity, someone who - through no creative art or original thoughts - was considered vapid and empty enough by the festering sores that make millions and billions of dollars off of Captain Crunch gnawing, psuedo-Croc wearing, CVS photo lab people like you, to put in to ridiculous roles, intriguing. It is perfectly healthy to love, nay worship, someone so without personality that she is able to take well-written characters and make them in to silhouettes of what the writer - the true creative force - desired. And then, has the man-sack-tucked-under-her-smoking-face-crevice to get morals after she gets her paycheck.

    Doesn’t she seem just empty and soul-less enough to think she is changing the world by adopting a kid from the Third World? She isn’t even that smart. She acts like she adopted her own damn dogs. AND thinks that we should.

    You are right, JealousMuch…I am an idiot…if you say so… Now leave me alone while I go work on my awesomely developed calf muscles.

    Yours truly,
    Holmes

  5. 5 sara

    27 dresses was really good. but she smokes like a chimmney and dresses werid

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