The Mock Dock

And my theory is this:  I think if you’re a hot Hollywood starlet with a deep husky voice, you’re pretty much going to look like a used up transsexual when you get old.  Case in point - the above photo of Lauren Bacall, and any current photo of Kathleen Turner.

Also, can we initiate some sort of federal law that prohibits women over the age of, say, 60, to wear anything that reveals any kind of cleavage?