The Mock Dock

So, apparently this woman…on the right…as the one on the left is Gloria Allred - Protector of all Things Women’s Right-ish (which means she loves the word vagina….but don’t we all!!!)….I digress…and can’t stand up…

 Anyway…this woman was forced to yank her nipple rings from her bare chest with a  bare of rusty pliers while standing in a pool of Jello and baby oil at the airport.  The TSA agent demanded that she remove her jewelry whilst he “made it rain”.

I really don’t have much to say…I just wanted to type Nipple rings…nipple rings…nipple rings…nipple rings….