Hulk Hogan was seen at an airport with a girl who’s apparently a new girlfriend, and she looks pretty much like a carbon copy of his daughter, who is a carbon copy of his soon-to-be-ex-wife. Hulk likes ‘em big boobed and blond. Which would also describe him.
So you see, he’s very consistent.
Man, the years have not been so good to Mr. Chick-Flick himself, Hugh Grant. It’s like he is slowly turning into an old British woman who drinks Earl Grey tea and smokes pipes.
It’s like Christmas morning! Chris Crocker was out last night looking like Big Bird’s slutty transgender nephew. Yes, it’s “Leave Britney Alone” Chris Crocker, and apparently people aren’t done taking his picture, so officially his 15 minutes of fame aren’t technically over.
And my theory is this: I think if you’re a hot Hollywood starlet with a deep husky voice, you’re pretty much going to look like a used up transsexual when you get old. Case in point - the above photo of Lauren Bacall, and any current photo of Kathleen Turner.
Also, can we initiate some sort of federal law that prohibits women over the age of, say, 60, to wear anything that reveals any kind of cleavage?
If nothing about your day today completely grossed you out, then you’ve come to the right place. I’m about to remedy that. Ice T and his wife Coco were interviewed recently about their sex life. Of note are the following quotes:
Coco: “It’s the Stroke baby. We have a certain Stroke he does and he surprises every now and then with a different Stroke.”
Ice T: “Sex is 90 pecent mental. It happens in the brain, so she thinks my Stroke is special – but it’s the way I’ve got her head believing it’s something special. And that’s what adds to the Stroke. You can come in and hit it on a swing, but it ain’t gonna be the Stroke!”
There. Now I’m not the only one who has to have that visual.
Looking about as photogenic as the Wicked Witch of the West, Diane Keaton was snapped checking out the latest issue of People. And in case you’re not positive it’s her, remember that she’s the only person left in the universe who wears clothes and accessories like that.
I have never understood how, when or why Chloe Sevigny became famous. I wasn’t even aware she was an actual actress until she showed up on the HBO series about polygamy. And I hated her on that show. And I still couldn’t even begin to pronounce her last name.
And you know what else? She’s not pretty and she has bad hair.
I’m feeling kind of hostile towards Chloe. And I don’t like her glasses.
Seriously. Katherine Heigl gets publicity for the dumbest things. She’s not even on TV right now, her last movie, 27 Dresses bombed, but yet stories and photos pop up daily of her shopping, eating, smoking, and being really annoying. I’ll give you one guess who calls the paparazzi to tell them she’s going to be on this street or that. It starts with a K.
Over the past two weeks, Kat Von Smogler was quoted about being too lazy to be a mormon, buying earrings, and wearing a Peta shirt while going to the liquor store. BORING! Who the heck cares? She does, if it gets people to talk about her. grrr…..hate.
Today, this story ran on InTouchWeekly’s site:
It’s no big secret that Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl loves to shop, but she also loves to buy things for her four dogs — Weezer, Stella, Romeo and Piper. According to a pal, she recently treated them all to pricey Hermès dog collars that sell for more than $350 each. That’s not all. The insider says that Katherine, 29, spoils her pooches — they drink filtered water, eat gourmet food and even have their own cashmere doggy blankets. “Katherine’s dogs are her children — at least for now,” her pal explains.
Are you as annoyed as me? Hate.
With shows about paranormal activity abounding on television and more and more people seeking life and meaning outside of our war-torn, recession-bound, overworked, sex-starved existences, the National Conservatory for Paranormal Activity (NCPA) released this definitive video on the existence of ghosts, or souls seeking rest after their Earthly life ceases.
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I’ve heard that wearing extensions in your hair pretty much destroys your hair, but at this rate, Britney’s hairline is going to start at ear level pretty soon.
On a positive note, look how carefully she appears to be exiting the car, so as to not display her hoo-ha to the universe.
I’m going to just go ahead and go on the record that I watched her on that sitcom earlier this week, and she wasn’t half bad. Her adequacy, in fact, disappointed me because I so had hoped to mock her.
I’m starting to miss crazy Britney.
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