…Katherine Heigl is a control freak. People on the web are talking today about who wears the pants in the Heigl-Kelley family. And you guessed it, it’s our gal. Apparently, Katherine is telling several people in the press that she is ready for kids, and Josh is not so much. Hmm…that’s a really subtle way of getting your point across to him. Just tell the world!
“I think he’d prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn’t, so I think we’ll meet somewhere in the middle.”
By meeting in the middle she means that she will wear him down until he agrees with her. She goes on to point out that the last time they didn’t view eye to eye on their relationship, she made him come around:
“I didn’t propose to him but I strongly suggested he propose. “One day we were sitting in my house, chatting and having a glass of wine, and I said, ‘How do you feel about marriage? Where do you see this relationship going? Because I don’t want to just date any more.’ I had just got to a place in my life when I was ready for a commitment.”
Ugh. Don’t you just feel sorry for Joshie Poo? Poor guy.
I love the fact that this insufferable beast of a person…not by looks but by personality…has attached herself to a somewhat Bohemian looking dude who probably is spineless and pandering…thus making her feel even more powerful…oh wait…that was the relationship that the Wonder Twins had…form of a useless douche…(it’s water based…he could form it)…form of a nozzle…Katherine and Josh touch rings and cleanse the world… it really is fairy tale…like the one about that chick and all the midgets who worked all day…some were happy, some were grumpy, one practiced medicine…I mean really, doesn’t it seem weird that one practiced medicine..the rest were all emotional tools and this one had a viable career…get new friends, you sock-footed loser…my doctor at the mission never wears socks, so I would so go to this little fellow if he would open a practice…he says it is because his feet sweat too much…it grosses me out…thinking that the only thing between me and his toe-jam is some braided leather because he can’t stop wearing those cool sandals he got on his honeymoon in the Bahamas…but he puts powder on his feet to keep the odor down so every step looks like he is plopping pizza dough down on the board before kneading out to make a pie with sausage, pepperoni and mushrooms…