The Mock Dock

So according to this article, a six year old boy smacked a little girl’s booty on the playground and she told the teacher. The teacher took the kiddo to the principal’s office…(alright, fine, still with ya)…and the principal wrote an incident report calling it “Sexual Touching Against Student, Offensive,” which will remain on the kid’s permanent record. Then the principal called the police.

Obviously the kid was scared to death…and the principal is now saying that the school has a zero tolerance policy…there is no guidelines of when to call the police, and when not to…so he was just being safe…blah blah blah. What the heck? When I was in second grade, I kissed a boy on the cheek and in response he threw a worm on me. Nowadays, I would have had walk my 7 year old butt door to door to notify my neighbors that I lived close to a school. Geeze.