Solid Evidence That Jessica Simpson Is An Alien

You guys - you HAVE to watch this. This is Jessica Simpson performing a song live. Which I have always found to be completely bizarre. She has this way of contorting her face and switching her voice from breathy to full-on yelling - the experience of watching it is similar to what a clinical observation of a previously uncharacterized seizure must be like. You stare in wonder at what’s taking place before you, and you can’t really put it into words - but you know it’s completely WACK.

I will always hate her for destroying Robbie Williams’ song, Angels, and I couldn’t even bring myself to subject you all to her live version of that. But watch this - and then imagine, if you will, what sort of hilarious faces she and John Mayer probably made during their moments of intimacy.

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3 Responses to “Solid Evidence That Jessica Simpson Is An Alien”


  1. 1 justforlaughs

    ok this one is painful too! hubby says ‘no really take her breath away and don’t give it back’ she ruined that song too!

  2. 2 Crabby

    That was too painful to finish…..

  3. 3 shelley

    she has a really large mouth. i’m pretty sure she could swallow me whole.

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