You guys - you HAVE to watch this. This is Jessica Simpson performing a song live. Which I have always found to be completely bizarre. She has this way of contorting her face and switching her voice from breathy to full-on yelling - the experience of watching it is similar to what a clinical observation of a previously uncharacterized seizure must be like. You stare in wonder at what’s taking place before you, and you can’t really put it into words - but you know it’s completely WACK.
I will always hate her for destroying Robbie Williams’ song, Angels, and I couldn’t even bring myself to subject you all to her live version of that. But watch this - and then imagine, if you will, what sort of hilarious faces she and John Mayer probably made during their moments of intimacy.













ok this one is painful too! hubby says ‘no really take her breath away and don’t give it back’ she ruined that song too!
That was too painful to finish…..
she has a really large mouth. i’m pretty sure she could swallow me whole.