Alicia Keys Is Way More Stupid Than I Suspected

As much as I would love to continue to ride the Kinoki Foot Pad wave , I know you’re all counting on regular blogging to continue.  And what better way to get right back into the swing of things than to report on how COMPLETELY RETARDED Alicia Keys sounded in her latest interview with Blender Magazine?

Get this.  Alicia has decided that “Gangsta rap was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other” and that whole big fat fight between East Coast and West Coast rappers, which ultimately resulted in Tupac and Notorious BIG being murdered, was a conspiracy “by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing.”

I’m not making this up.  And you know how she’s educating herself on these sociopolitical matters?  By reading books written by the Black Panthers.  Who I’m sure you know are widely recognized as being incredibly impartial, unbiased and completely free from having any sorts of chips on their shoulders.  Oh, and she was interviewed wearing an AK-47 pendant – which I’m sure you know is a widely recognized universal symbol of peace. 

Anyway, seriously – how much of an idiot are you if you actually believe that gangsta rap was created by The Government?  Have you SEEN the government?  Would you ever look at any of our government leaders and think, “You know what they’d be good at?  Rap.” 

 

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6 Responses to “Alicia Keys Is Way More Stupid Than I Suspected”


  1. 1 Stacy

    Once again it proves that people in the spotlight need to stick to their “skills” and shut the heck up! You really showed your stupdity quoting the government created rap..you just made thousands of rap artists hate you and rap fans forget you completely. Stick to singing alicia and shut up.

  2. 2 Crabby

    Stupidity at it’s finest!

  3. 3 k

    well, then, they did a damn fine job!

  4. 4 Trick

    I love the thought of Ronald Reagan or George Bush the first or whoever scribbling down gangsta rap lyrics and handing it to to Dr. Dre or Ice Cube to perform.

    And then, after having created gansta rap, the same government has two of the biggest performers of the genre knocked off?

    Freakin’ ridiculous to anyone with half a brain.

  5. 5 AJ

    I just found this post because I am doing research to build my argument that Alicia keys is a moron. Thank you

  6. 6 Mockarena

    Anytime, AJ. That’s why I’m here. :) You should stay awhile and check out the archives. You’ll find more morons than you could ever hope for. :)

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