Ivana Trump got married to a guy 23 years younger than her this past weekend, and from the looks of this photo and several others, it appears that many people attended. Which is surprising, really, given her propensity to wed. I mean, at this point, if you’re a friend of Ivana, and you get a wedding invitation, you kind of have to weigh out your weekend options a little bit, knowing that you’ll get another wedding invitation from her in a matter of a few months.
Anyway, not only did she have guests, but she had TWENTY FIVE BRIDESMAIDS. I’m not even certain that I have 25 female friends. So it’s a good thing I intend to keep the husband I’ve got.
Side note: I’ve been asked by some folks recently how in the world I have time to dig up this sort of information and blog about it, and the answer is simple. I don’t exercise. That saves me a good hour a day.


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