The Mock Dock

So Paris Hilton was apparently on some radio show, on which she proclaimed that she ”would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s gross!  It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

This is what she said about someone who is supposedly her lifelong childhood friend.  And in a remarkable coincidence, it’s also what I have always thought Paris’ brains probably look like.

Anyway, Paris then called Kim to apologize.  And Kim, having a huge ass heart, forgave her.  Which is unfortunate, because there aren’t nearly enough Hollywood feuds these days.