Checking to see if she needs a refill on her Valtrex is Paris Hilton, in one of my favorite photos of her of all time. Do you know what I just read? She was paid $135,000 to show up at some club for an hour and a half. That means she made $25 PER SECOND that she was there.
I pledge right now to throw my support behind any presidential candidate who promises to make her disappear.
That’s expensive for a whore.