Totally Unnecessary and Frankly, Rather Offensive Cleavage

I’m all for women feeling confident and sexy no matter what their age, but I would appreciate it if they would just keep it to themselves in the event that they are, say, 50 or older.

You know what would look good on Susan Sarandon instead of this dress?  One of Ashley Judd’s “This is what a feminist looks like” t-shirts.  Or basically any other shirt which would completely cover Susan’s chestular area.

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4 Responses to “Totally Unnecessary and Frankly, Rather Offensive Cleavage”


  1. 1 angry_broad

    I love you Susan, but the stripper cleavage has got to go. I’ll give her one thing, though. She still looks better than Ashley.

  2. 2 rulsgrl

    they look like they hurt…..like someone shoved (literaly) giant melons under her skin…..

  3. 3 Jeff Nolan

    This is a ten on the EEEWWWW scale. Never liked her, not ever. Nothing behind the eyes. To this day, look! Nothing behind the eyes!

  4. 4 amanda

    At least they don’t look like raisins, which is what I expected.

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