I have sunk to a new low. I just heard a Miley Cyrus song and I LIKED it. And I don’t just mean that I tolerated it or found myself tapping my foot to it absentmindedly or something. I flat out liked it. But I’m only telling you guys. I don’t want you all spreading this around or anything, because I’m pretty embarrassed about it.
And listen to this! Miley has reportedly signed a zillion dollar deal to write her AUTOBIOGRAPHY. She’s 15. She may or may not even have had her first period yet, and someone is offering her bags full of money to write her life story, probably only 10 years of which she actually remembers. Can you believe that? Now granted - she’s all famous and rich and her dad had a historical mullet, but that’s like, what, two paragraphs?
Why are the mockdockers not getting offers like this? We were featured on 20/20 for crying out loud.
ok, she is too young to writer about her life….she hasnt really experienced a life yet…..it will probably be some sort of inspirational stuff for her tenny bopper fans.
she really is a good role model for teens though.
There is something about this girl, she is funny, cute, expressive, smart and even somewhat talented for a disney starlet.
I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. I’m also waiting for her eighteenth birthday sex tape release!