Mariah Carey On American Idol

God I hate Mariah Carey. And you know what I especially hate? The way she points and flutters her hand around her own face when she sings, as if she’s conducting herself. And when she goes for the high notes, she points up, as if to say, “Observe commoners - as I reach high notes right in front of you.” I hate her SO MUCH. And you know what else I hate? The fact that Paula Abdul wore an entire bouquet of flowers around her neck last night. What was that about?

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1 Response to “Mariah Carey On American Idol”


  1. 1 justforlaughs

    ok well i listened to that and i couldn’t barely hear her over the background singers and it was just basically annoying, annoying to watch her also, put me officially on the list, i can’t stand her either!

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