The Mock Dock

Jenna Jameson.  And not because of all the plastic surgery or the anorexia.  No – it’s because of how absurd she looks DRESSED.  Pretty much anyone else in Hollywood could wear this dress and look perfectly fine in it – elegant even – but Jenna Jameson looks ridiculous.  Because she’s so typically naked.  At this point, if she wore, say, a g-string and some pasties, I would probably say, “Look at how much class Jenna is demonstrating by covering up her critical areas”, because it would at least be sort of a natural progression.  But to go full on evening gown without any warning just isn’t right.