Kanye News

This is Kanye West, and his now ex-fiance (whose name I couldn’t be less interested in looking up).  Anyway, the big news is that they have apparently split.  This is ostensibly because Kanye’s tour is just so incredibly time-consuming.  But I think it’s painfully obvious that the real reason is due to the fact that there is no possible way Kanye could ever love anyone as much as he loves Kanye.  In fact, I question whether or not anyone can love ANYONE as much as Kanye loves Kanye.  His self-love seems to know no bounds.

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1 Response to “Kanye News”


  1. 1 Jeff Nolan

    Oh, how could a woman NOT love this guy? I mean, look at the passionate, open and loving look on his face, and how he obviously hopes his squeeze of the day doesn’t notice what skirt he’s trying to look up now… or what nutsack he’s thinking of macking on.

    EEEWWWW!!!
    this is a ten on the eeewwww scale.

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