Suri Cruise just turned 2. And her Xenu-following freakparents spent ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS on her birthday party. This apparently included 17k worth of flowers, 45k in catering, and a five thousand dollar CAKE, among other things.
I’m sure while Tom and Katie were busying themselves with the Beckhams and Will Smith and Eva Longoria and all their other fancy friends, Suri was happily nibbling on a piece of grass and playing inside the box her cake came in. BECAUSE TWO YEAR OLDS DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT EXPENSIVE CRAP.
Yes. I’m bitter. They dropped more on a stupid CAKE than I can manage to put in a 529 plan for my kid’s college fund for crying out loud. Jerks.
yeah and suri’s gonna end up one messed up kid one day with parents who try to buy her love, one website said they never correct her either, ever. it’s all for show anyway in their world, no substance.
leave will smith out of this
There was a Scientologist at EVERY table doing the hard sell. I feel sorry for the future state of this kid’s psyche. Someone please rescue her!! I know of a convent that has a smalll rotating table to anonamously leave a tot where it can be protected from evil forever. The turntable is constantly tended every hour of every day on the other side of a huge stone wall that hides the convent. No, it’s not Glastonbery or Avalon, it’s real.
Scientology? Dianetics?? Really, tom, the inventor of this cult said himself, “Let’s sell them a piece of blue sky.”
You’re an idiot. You’re mentally disturbed, discordant, you speak in non-sequitor phrasology, you can’t complete a sentence, and your empty mind has been bent by an organized crime brainwashing syndicate.