Exhibit #46: Example of a Really Really Good Decision

According to the NY Daily News, Mariah Carey isn’t going to have kids.  Which I think we should all just take a moment to be thankful about.

<taking a moment to give silent thanks>

Anyway, the reason she doesn’t want to have them is because to do so would make her feel “violated”, and because “you have to try and stay pretty, you know.”

I hate her so much. 

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3 Responses to “Exhibit #46: Example of a Really Really Good Decision”


  1. 1 rulsgrl

    ok, violated? I guess she means by squeezing a childs head thru her vajayjay. That is the most immature thing I have heard! But, this is also a woman that is that still wears butterfly necklaces.

  2. 2 justforlaughs

    geez, just when I don’t think I couldn’t like her any less, then she goes and says stuff like this?

  3. 3 Jeff Nolan

    No MILFery for Maria?? awwww….

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