See this dude? He’s a police officer from New Jersey, responsible for keeping the peace, keeping NJ residents safe, and setting an example to society on how to live according to the laws of the state.
He’d been arrested a couple years ago for sexually assaulting 3 different young girls with the help of his girlfriend, a charged accomplice. Obviously though, he was released long enough to HAVE SEX WITH COWS.
To protect and to serve.













gross gross gross gross gross gross gross
what do you expect from someone who wanted to be a cop in the first place? Only a truly sick puppy would want that job. It entails looking up criminals’ butt holes after taking them to some stinky jail.
On the eeewww scale, I give being a cop an eleven. It’s a one to ten scale, ok?