I don’t get it. This is the cover of the latest Star magazine proudly featuring Britney Spears’ “new bikini body” with a photo of Britney Spears looking EXACTLY THE SAME as she’s looked for months. Does anyone see a difference here? Anyone?
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Makes me feel a lot better about myself in a bathing suit. If that is what the new fab bikini body is supposed to look like then I dont have to stop eating the oreos!
She looks the same to me too. And 20 pounds in 30 days? How much do you want to bet she gains it all back and then some by next month?
Agreed, looks the same to me too~ they must be running out of things to put on front covers of magazines!
ummm… uhhh… I don’t know how to say this, but I think she’s hot with a little cushion for the pushin’.
You can all mock me now if you want, it’s ok.
Personally, I think all the stuff she’s been doing is for publicity. She has the attention of the nation, and what could be better for a failing pop star, aging, turned into a full fledged MILF and looking for a new direction for her carreer?? I hope it is all fake. I really hope so. I’m not defendeing her, I just hope she’s ok, that’s all. I’d hate to see anybody, no matter who, go throug that kind of pain.
I would, however, like to throw a ginormous ball of black stinky fermented pile of gassy gooey mockery at the publishers of that magazine for not leaving more room for her picture on the cover.
Get better soon, brit, but till then, we’re laughing with ya, not at ya. Except for now… ok, this is too funny. I can only defend her so far, then… Oh, I give up!