I know it’s hard to not want to just lick the screen right now with lust over Carrot Top, but for the sake of your monitors, resist that temptation.
I know what you’re thinking. First I tell you that Gary Coleman is back on the market, and then I tantalize you with photos of Carrot Top. You come to the mockdock for humor and snark, and you get practically thrust right into a erotic fantasy.
Sorry.
bozo come to life
this isnt the first pic I have seen of him looking like that….I just dont know why he doesnt own a mirror. seriously.
And Gary Coleman is getting a divorce from his wife…..too bad, he seems like a nice guy.
3 reasons I have such a srong aversion to clowns. Poltergeist, the movie “It”, and Carrot Top.
On the “EEWWWW” scale, one to ten, he gets eleven EEEWWWWs.
Most people started with sperm and egg, this guy started with a cabbage patch doll, a ton of steroids and some black magic.
This guy is the reason just the mention of clowns always scares my little sister into tears.
Mocharena, I had the hardest time not licking my screen…how did you know it would be so tempting?!!!
Sorry, Mockarena, not Mocharena…hee hee
No, it wasn’t a cabbage patch doll, steroids, and black majic…he’s just the bastard child of miss piggy, kermit, the hulk, and a crayon. you know, they had that random orgy at the last halloween party… too much punch.