WRONG WRONG WRONG

It is SO WRONG that Brooke White and her stupid underbite and her I’m-going-to-look-as-sweet-and-pure-and-wholesome-as-possible-so-that-everyone-will-love-me face are not going home.  Carly Smithson sings circles around Brooke. 

Brooke totally got the sympathy vote because she stopped and restarted her song, which even though the judges keep saying is a historical new thing on the show, is actually the SECOND TIME she has done that this season.  I have no idea why no one seems to remember when she did the same thing singing Every Breath You Take. 

So next week, she’ll probably do something even more embarrassing, like take a leak on the middle of the stage or something, and America will be all, “Oh look at poor sweet Brooke and her adorable lack of bladder control.  Let’s vote for her seventeen skillion times.”

HATE.

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10 Responses to “WRONG WRONG WRONG”


  1. 1 justforlaughs

    remember daughtry proves that it doesn’t matter if you have talent or not….

  2. 2 Anonymous

    CONFUSE me?? Daughtry rocks!! Let me guess, you are Clay Gaiken fan.

  3. 3 Jeff Nolan

    Mocking here?? Ok, I’ll mock the poster for even wasting time watching American Idol, for being so lifeless as to take the time to post an opinion here, and for being into this kind of blatant exploitation and commercialism. I mock thee.

    However, I cannot mock American Idol, for I have NEVER bothered to watch the stupid show. I have seen enough of it in the news, as though in this day and age it is any kind of newsworthy, and heard enough of it around the water cooler.

    When the judges’ comments make the news, it’s time for Americans to get lives. This has to be the mose ridiculous phenomenon of the media and entertainment industry ever perpetrated on the American people. It’s a hoax bigger than Scientology. Let’s get a mock string going on THOSE idiots. Now THAT would be some REAL fun.

  4. 4 justforlaughs

    Stupid anonymous!! Read much? I meant because Daughtry is so EXCELLENT and he didn’t win! What a dumb a$$!

  5. 5 Anonymous

    yes, i am a dumb ass…and your comments are obviously not just for laughs if you have to explain. dumb ass me.

  6. 6 Mockarena

    Break it up, you two. :)

  7. 7 Jeff Nolan

    Anybody got a ten foot pole I can NOT touch this string with??

  8. 8 Anonymous

    yes, mockarena. i’ve said my piece…or is it peace…i have never gotten that one either????

  9. 9 Mockarena

    ME EITHER!!! In fact, I had to ask Holmes about that one before, and I think we decided that both are ok. :)

  10. 10 Anonymous

    well, then, that is settled..now i don’t feel like such a dumbass!! :)

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