Gwyneth Would Like You To Notice Her

I happen to be a fan of Gwyneth’s shorter hairstyle, and she clearly has awesome legs, but come on.  What is this dress?  There is flesh peeking out from the bottom of it, for crying out loud.  I’m not exactly sure from whence the flesh comes, but it’s unquestionably there.

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6 Responses to “Gwyneth Would Like You To Notice Her”


  1. 1 k

    this totally creeped me out because i thought it was her mom.

  2. 2 Jeff Nolan

    Someone tell these sick looking Hollywood skanks to put down the crackpipe and pick up (and consume, for chrissake) a f*****g cheesburger!!

  3. 3 Holmes

    I do believe that the “hang-down” you do espy is a gang-sign being flashed by her unborn third child…which shall be named…Apple…no taken…Moses…no taken…Gergaplexick…perfect…Gergaplexick Johann Vangold Caruso Martin…obviously a Blood…

  4. 4 rulsgrl

    OMG, her ass/couche is hanging out the bottom of her dress. ugh, she needs buy a full length mirror.

  5. 5 Meadow

    Gwyneth’s true sex has finally been revealed…that’s her scrotum hanging out.

  6. 6 Cynicat

    eww. girl scrotism is yucky.

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