The Mock Dock

Rumor has it that the friendship between Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes (looking like Victoria’s grandmother in this photo) is over, for reasons which include but aren’t limited to:

1.  Scientology
2.  The fact that Tom is worried about Katie trying to be as skinny as Victoria
3.  Katie calling tattoos “tacky” knowing full well that Victoria has a few
4.  Scientology
5.  Scientology

You know what’s really retarded?  Scientology.  The only thing that being involved in Scientology says about you is that you are absurdly impressionable and incapable of independent thought.  Victoria may be tattooed and skinny, but she doesn’t believe that she was created by Xenu or that her husband is the only one who can help out in a car accident.

Katie:  0
Victoria:  1