Sexy Beast

While other sites post picture after picture of Heather Locklear in a bikini looking, frankly, TOTALLY hot, especially given she’s in her mid-40’s, I thought I’d show her looking heinous.  Because that’s what you count on me for.  And I aim to please.

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7 Responses to “Sexy Beast”


  1. 1 Angela

    I thought that was the “cat” woman Jocelyne Wildenstein…ugh

  2. 2 Pris

    Me too!!! EEEEEW!

  3. 3 justforlaughs

    Ok, NO Way can that be Heather, it doesn’t even look like her a bit! And I ALSO thought it was that creepy cat woman lady!

  4. 4 Anonymous

    thank you! thank you! thank you!!

  5. 5 Jeff Nolan

    Can someone please tell me how Heather Locklear got famous in the first place?? She has absolutely no acting talent whatsoever, and just barely above average looks, no personality to speak of, and saggy implants. Female anatomy does not usually include a belly button just under the chin and nipples just above the knees.

  6. 6 foxyroxy

    She’s hot and you know it. Jealous much?

  7. 7 rulsgrl

    I agree with above, I thought this was joclyn weinstein until I read your description…still not convinced that its not.
    on the plus side she is thin!

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