The Mock Dock

Here are things that I forgot to tell you recently…

…You look like you’ve lost weight

…I do want to live closer to you but your neighborhood’s covenants make me feel like you live in a well-landscaped detainment camp.

…My shoes are tied to tightly

…No, I wasn’t that guy in Boogie Nights

…I’m trying to learn to water-ski…slalom.

…Yes, I am wearing sunscreen

…I’m working on a symphony about groundhogs and top hats

…I’m dedicating all my future posts to you

…I named my new stuffed animal after you

…Yes, I spoon with you it every night

…No, I don’t think I’m sexy.

…I like medicated lip balms

…I am trying to eat more healthfully

…I love bacon

…Ice cream cakes make me nervous but happy

I love you all,

Holmes