Guess what! Someone loves Mariah Carey enough to marry her. While other sites are reporting that the big news is that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged, we here at The Mock Dock see the bigger news as simply that someone LIKES MARIAH CAREY and is voluntarily committing to spending a lifetime with her. Enormous gigantic ring aside, the fact of the matter is that someone is going to subject himself to SHARING A LIFE with Mariah Carey.
I don’t know about you, but I’m shocked at this news. Someone clearly needs to pull Nick Cannon aside and explain to him what he’s getting himself into.
obviuosly, he has a big-headed monkey fetish.
Men do seem to like the crazy bitches. Remember Nick, get half!
He doesn’t need her money…I mean all the residuals from that stellar film “Drumline”…c’mon…she should be so lucky…now excuse me…I have to go “Expunge my record”…
Drumline AND Roll Bounce. This dude’s gotta have 3 times more money than Mariah. Straight ballin’.